Dildos dating from the 18th century have been auctioned off for a mammoth £3,600 in Essex. Seems like realistic black dildos were popular even 300 years ago with ye olde British damsels. The two wooden penises measured an impressive 10 and 11″ each.
Auctioneer Wendy Wood claimed that the sex toys represented a good investment. Best not to throw out your king kong dildos anytime soon…